Dr. Rant

[mewtwowarrior]

This rant is sponsored by Dr. Mario, the only licensed Doctor and distributor of Megavitamins in Videoland.

I have been Infected, though not by Alien Spawn or Space AIDS, but by Viruses.

Yesterday, I had a bit of a Chill, especially my nose, but I think it's more of a Fever now, though it doesn't help that the air died again.  I keep telling Wario that the air system won't give coins by shaking it, but he doesn't seem to listen. 

Dr. Mario is on the job, he's providing me with Megavitamins.  I think he's mostly gotten rid of the Red Viruses that caused my throat to hurt, it feels a lot better, though still a bit scratchy.  I wish he'd work more on the Blue Viruses, they're the ones making my nose all stuffy and runny.  He switched from Mucinex-type Megavitamins to Alavert-type Megavitamins, and they seem to be working better, hopefully this will continue.  I also hope that the Yellow Viruses that are causing me to cough, sneeze, and my lungs to hurt will be taken care of soon.  Hopefully I'm not part of a multi-level healing, I don't want any useless Megavitamin balls coming and clogging up the area and making it take longer to heal me.

I will return more to the Internets once Dr. Mario prescribes more Megavitamins and destroys some more viruses.  Hopefully a lot more will be destroyed before my exams start on Monday.