This is So Ridiculous It Needed a Post of Its Own XD

So, Nintendo still hasn't made a baby version of Kangaskhan.  :<  They love making before and after evolutions (sometimes rather unnecessarily), but refuse to give the one that actually kinda needs one one.  :|

I don't know why they haven't yet, unless the baby is some sort of trap, like a lure on those crazy glowy fish, oh look, it's a cute baby Pokemon, AND NOW YOU ARE EATEN BY A KANGASKHAN, GOOD JOB.



So, here and now, I propose 3 things:

1.  A baby Kangaskhan that looks like the one in the pouch, cute and cuddly
2.  A mid-size teen Kangaskhan that looks awkward and gangly, but can still pack a punch
3.  A male version of the above and Kangaskhan that is huge and scary and has teeth and claws and spikes and all sorts of crazy stuff and will beat the crap out of you if you mess with his harem and babies, yo


A crazy Daddykhan would be super awesome, and makes a little more sense than herds of Kangaskhans roving and looking for male Pokemon in the Monster Egg Group.  Not all of those Pokemon are worthy of a khan, though I do approve of Tyranitar.  XD


I was looking up Khan on Wikipedia for names and ideas for the new khans, and this is what I've found.


Khanum and Khatun - female version of a Khan

Galin Khanum - "lady bride"

Khanbikeh - khan's wife

Khanzada - son of Khan

Khaant - "with Khaan"

Khagan - Khan of Khans

Gur Khan - supreme/universal Khan


Any of these would be awesome to build names for the new line of khans.  The Babykhan and Teenkhan could either look a little different depending on male or female, or there could be two lines, like the Nidorans.


Also, a Khanate is what a Khan rules, so that could be the name of a group of Kangaskhan.  XD  Would YOU mess with something called a Khanate?  XD


As for names of crazy!daddy!Kangaskhan, I've come up with a two, though the first isn't that great.  XD

I was thinking along the lines of how Kangaskhan sounded, so there could be a Derangedaskhan, however, that is too many letters, so it'd end up something awkward like Drngedskhn.

However, I am rather partial to naming it KHAAAAAAAN, not only for the lol factor, but I can just see this exchange now:

Daddykhan:  *wandering around his harem yo*
Pokescientist:  "That's an odd looking Kangas..."
Daddykhan:  *an intruder!  oh no you didn't!  roar crazy anger charge!*
Pokescientist:  "KHAAAAAAAN!"  *flees for their life*



So, anybody have any other ideas toward the Khans?  XD  <3

Interesting Day

Today was okay.

Woke up with a headache.  I ate some animal crackers and took some medicine.  I had planned to stay downstairs, but the stupid clock was ticking and annoying me, so I went back to bed until Mom and Dad got up.  XD

Mom went to pick up my Sister from college, so it was just me and Dad for a little bit.

We went to Sonic to eat, I was hoping they'd still have the graham cracker milkshake.  XD  I got the mini sausage and biscuits.  ^_^  They sort of had the milkshake.  XD  They had some of the graham flavoring, but none of the marshmellows, so I got M&Ms instead.  It's a bootleg milkshake.  XD  I wasn't able to finish it, so it's currently in the freezer.  XD

Still a little headachy, so I've just been poking on the computer.



Also!  Crit please!  <3  Or just any other suggestions you have for me and my character crew.  XD


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